On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a pound plus of Belgium Chocolate.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two bucks of chuck and a pound plus of Belgium Chocolate.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three flats of naan, two bucks of chuck and a pound plus of Belgium Chocolate.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four pounds of organic basmati, three flats of naan, two bucks of chuck and a pound plus of Belgium Chocolate.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five tasty treats, four pounds of organic basmati, three flats of naan, two bucks of chuck and a pound plus of Belgium Chocolate.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six pounds of soup, five tasty treats, four pounds of organic basmati, three flats of naan, two bucks of chuck and a pound plus of Belgium Chocolate.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven bars of chocolate, six pounds of soup, five tasty treats, four pounds of organic basmati, three flats of naan, two bucks of chuck and a pound plus of Belgium Chocolate.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight ounces of cookies, seven bars of chocolate, six pounds of soup, five tastyf treats, four pounds of organic basmati, three flats of naan, two bucks of chuck and a pound plus of Belgium Chocolate.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine ounces of cheese (which the dogs ate, wrapping paper and all before I could open it, bad dogs) eight ounces of cookies, seven bars of chocolate, six pounds of soup, five tasty treats, four pounds of organic basmati, three flats of naan, two bucks of chuck and a pound plus of Belgium Chocolate.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten fruity leathers, nine ounces of cheese (which the dogs ate, wrapping paper and all before I could open it, bad dogs) eight ounces of cookies, seven bars of chocolate, six pounds of soup, five tasty treats, four pounds of organic basmati, three flats of naan, two bucks of chuck and a pound plus of Belgium Chocolate.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me eleven awesome spices, ten fruity leathers, nine ounces of cheese (which the dogs ate, wrapping paper and all before I could open it, bad dogs) eight ounces of cookies, seven bars of chocolate, six pounds of soup, five tasty treats, four pounds of organic basmati, three flats of naan, two bucks of chuck and a pound plus of Belgium Chocolate.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve ounces of chips, eleven awesome spices, ten fruity leathers, nine ounces of cheese (which the dogs ate, wrapping paper and all before I could open it, bad dogs), eight ounces of cookies, seven bars of chocolate, six pounds of soup, five tasty treats, four pounds of organic basmati, three flats of naan, two bucks of chuck and a pound plus of Belgium Chocolate.
::applause::applause::
3 comments:
Glad to have you posting again. That was so funny!! I like the Cheese on Youdi(??) head. Oh, and your singing was the best I have ever heard. You did not miss a note.
Ridiculously thoughtful. Kudos to your husband on that one. Sorry about the cheese, maybe you shouldn't place it on the dogs' heads if you want to eat it?
Unfortunately Trader Joe's has no intentions of coming to Texas anytime soon. But you COULD sign the petition:
http://www.petitiononline.com/TJAustin/petition.html
oh yeah. That was awesome. :) Totally awesome in a gargantuan way :)
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